If I was making the laws, I would kick out all the foreigners and the country would blossom.
Erm, excuse me, but what about human rights?
You’re right, of course, alright; I would pass the following laws:
1. Law
You will be deported if you don’t speak German.
2. Law
You will be deported if you commit a criminal offence.
3. Law
You have to go back to school if you don’t bring along your school certificates.
4. Law
You are not allowed to leave the country until you are deported.
Oh well, I think that’s all the laws we need now.
No, no, no, just a second. Maybe someone will be able to follow all of them!
Okay, okay, one more law:
5. Law
Every foreigner has to collect 1,000 signatures in order to stay. Alright, anyone without blonde hair will be deported.
I think these laws should be enough to bring Germany forward in the next 100 years.
